Monday, December 8, 2008

COOL JOKES




Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

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